i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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