is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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