I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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