i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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