Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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