I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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