he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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