She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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