then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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