Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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