so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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