you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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