Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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