Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
