why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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