how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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