I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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