Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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