new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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