He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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