I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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