I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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