I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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