The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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