I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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