awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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