He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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