It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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