I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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