It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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