So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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