It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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