If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There's always time for handjobs
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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