Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.