How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.