ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.