You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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