; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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