I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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