Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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