the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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