Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We don't watch enough power rangers
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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