So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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