Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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