But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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