My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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