Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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