That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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