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I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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