"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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