My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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