ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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