i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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