ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
All I want is dick and wine.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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