The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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