ugly people sure do ruin things
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
