Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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