Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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